How Fucking Irritated Are You? How Much In Your Face Am I?

*^ Eminem, Recovery, “Cinderella Man”

Hello there!

For all of the people who read this and don’t understand my anger toward my sister let me explain it to you, because it’s very simple: ANGER = SADNESS.

MY ANGER = MY SADNESS

That’s literally, exactly what’s going on.

I know; this notion is prophetically deep. Maybe even Freud would be proud. (Or maybe not because the are no phalluses involved.)

I do not hate my sister, Hillary. I’ve NEVER hated my sister Hillary, despite what ANYONE, including and especially me, has said.

And no one gets to tell me how I feel BUT me 😃!

Plus, no one can read my mind. Sad for you. Awesome for me. I can read minds.

Happy Human Holiday!

So, for the record gentlemen, ladies, and the bitches who just look like the garbage gossip they spew, hear me and hear me now: I love my sister, and I’m beyond angry at everything to do with her right now, because I am SO SAD that she could do something SO HORRIBLE to ANYONE, let alone me, that I lash out about it.

It’s not rocket surgery.

I love her.

I miss her.

I could never hate her. (Though, I have hated a great deal of her decisions and lack of actions as well as actions the past 3 years, as I’m allowed.)

Because who wouldn’t want to spend time with me? I’m fucking hilarious, not to mention giving, caring, fun AF, and have nothing left to keep me from EVERYTHING!!!!!

Figure THAT last sentence out, Freud.

I have a theory that the people ridiculous enough to tell me to get over her are “only children,” as in, they don’t have siblings of their own. Otherwise they’d never suggest I pretend she’s gone.

Happy Holidays to all of you celebrating!

Bisous!

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